ULTIMATE ASSASSIN’S CREED 3 SONG [Music Video]


(man) Look at that
guy’s hood. It’s so big! (Ian) Shut up! (warping sound) ♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪ ♪ Too many to count ♪ ♪ Don’t get in my way ♪ ♪ I shoot a mofo in
the throat with my bow ♪ ♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪ ♪ Freedom fighting machine ♪ ♪ Big-ass hatchet in hand ♪ ♪ Why’d you have to kill my bros? ♪ ♪ I’m-a slash your face, man ♪ ♪ I’m a very skilled assassin ♪ ♪ Killin’ dudes in ones and twos ♪ ♪ Blood flowin’ like a river ♪ ♪ Need a box of tissues ♪ ♪ When I’m huntin’, I be stuntin’ ♪ ♪ You can never find me ♪ ♪ In the bushes ♪ ♪ In the hay stacks ♪ ♪ In your mother’s laundry ♪ ♪ Watch me comin’,
free-runnin’ up the walls ♪ ♪ Like a boss ♪ ♪ What you lookin’ at, bitch? ♪ ♪ Taste my tomahawk chop! ♪ ♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪ ♪ Too many to count ♪ ♪ Don’t get in my way ♪ ♪ I shoot a mofo in
the throat with my bow ♪ ♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪ ♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪ ♪ Too many to count ♪ ♪ Don’t get in my way ♪ ♪ I shoot a mofo in
the throat with my bow ♪ ♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪ ♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪ ♪ T-t-tomahawk, tomahawk ♪ ♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪ ♪ Tomahawk, t-t-tomahawk ♪ ♪ From Boston to NY ♪ ♪ Always up to no good ♪ ♪ Don’t know how I can see ♪ ♪ Out this big-ass hood ♪ ♪ Walkin’ through the crowds ♪ ♪ Touchin’ you on the back ♪ ♪ Using my hidden blade ♪ ♪ For a secret attack ♪ ♪ Jumpin’ off of giant buildings ♪ ♪ Like I was a super man ♪ ♪ Use your mama as a meat shield ♪ ♪ Every time that I can ♪ ♪ Take a break from the war ♪ ♪ To hunt for some meat ♪ What? A man’s gotta eat. ♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪ ♪ Too many to count ♪ ♪ Don’t get in my way ♪ ♪ I shoot a mofo in
the throat with my bow ♪ ♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪ ♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪ ♪ Too many to count ♪ ♪ Don’t get in my way ♪ ♪ I shoot a mofo in
the throat with my bow ♪ ♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪ ♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪ ♪ T-t-tomahawk, tomahawk ♪ ♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪ ♪ Tomahawk, t-t-tomahawk ♪ ♪ Up first in the verse ♪ ♪ Feel the clack of wooden teeth ♪ ♪ Bread and butter, lift the covers ♪ ♪ Where you’ll find the fu–in’ heat ♪ ♪ Revolution I lead ♪ ♪ With the world I got beef ♪ ♪ I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers ♪ ♪ I don’t wear briefs! ♪ ♪ You can’t step up to me ♪ ♪ And my gang ♪ ♪ Horse and carriage drive-bys ♪ ♪ Bullet in the chamb’ ♪ ♪ Ridin’ over your clique ♪ ♪ Like the Delaware, son ♪ ♪ I’ll get my face on the dollar ♪ ♪ Before this sh-t’s done ♪ ♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪ ♪ Too many to count ♪ ♪ Don’t get in my way ♪ ♪ I shoot a mofo in
the throat with my bow ♪ ♪ Tomahawk chop is by death blow ♪ ♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪ ♪ Too many to count ♪ ♪ Don’t get in my way ♪ ♪ I shoot a mofo in
the throat with my bow ♪ ♪ Tomahawk chop is my death blow ♪ ♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪ ♪ T-t-tomahawk, tomahawk ♪ ♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪ ♪ Tomahawk, t-t-tomahawk ♪ (Ian) To see behind-the-scenes
footage and bloopers, click the link in the description below. Oh, and don’t forget to click
the other link to get the song. Today I’m gonna kill some mother—-ers. (Ian) Subscribe now and
get an imaginary tomahawk. And if you don’t subscribe, then you’re just gonna
have to imagine something else, like a big thick dictionary. ♪ Tomahawk, tomahawk ♪ ♪ T-t-tomahawk, tomahawk ♪

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  2. My friend and I would sit in the car listening to these songs esp the Legend of Zelda one, and watching these videos as 11 year olds and I still remember all the words lmao

  3. This song is so fire. I remember it since I was like 9. I wasn't allowed to listen to it because it had "bad words" and now I'm like damn, I love this song. Gaming Music worthy xD

  4. I remember watching this video back in 2012 and learning the lyrics, thinking it was the greatest video ever. Came back here because of the Smoshcast episode (31) where Ian named this as the best smosh video. The fact that he said that meant a lot to me because this was the video that made me subscribe in the first place!

  5. This is honestly the best night ever. Just sat here watching all these nostalgic ass music videos from smosh. We rule highschool is next.

  6. This was the very first video I watched on YouTube and still my fav, as much as I miss the old smosh of Anthony and Ian it’s great to see both creators doing what makes them happy. Thanks for the memories and all the parodies

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