This Season on Say Yes to the Dress


GOD, IT’S GORGEOUS,
ISN’T IT? [ SCREAMS ] Randy: ON THIS SEASON
OF “SAY YES TO THE DRESS”… HER SAVE-THE-DATE PHOTOS
WERE TAKEN IN A CEMETERY. I’M RANDY. PEOPLE KNOW ME
AS THE BIONIC MODEL. THE WEDDING IS GONNA BE
A ROYAL AFFAIR. IN A PREVIOUS LIFE,
I WAS ROYALTY. OKAY. Woman: I WANT TO LOOK LIKE
A CLASSY SUPER HERO. WHAT DO YOU DO? ROCK STAR. YOU WOULD KNOW ME
FROM “DANCING WITH THE STARS.” I HAVE AN IDEA
ABOUT TAKING A LITTLE TRIP TO MY DESIGN OFFICE. IT’S TIME TO GO
TO THE DARK SIDE. I HAVE A LITTLE FANTASY
ABOUT RANDY — PUTTING RANDY IN ONE
OF MY LARGER PURSES… YOUR LITTLE FACE IS PEEKING OUT. Woman #2: SHE’S GONNA HAVE
A HEART ATTACK. Randy: WE NEED SOME
SMELLING SALTS HERE. Man: THE WEIRDEST THING
THAT MARISSA HAS DONE IS TAKE ROAD KILL,
BURY IT AND CLEAN OFF THE BONES. WHY DID YOU BRING HER? Woman #3:
I DIDN’T HAVE A CHOICE. THIS IS GONNA BE
A LONG EVENING. I WANT HER TO HAVE A SLEEVE. WHY DO I NEED
A SLEEVE? BECAUSE YOU HAVE
CHUBBY ARMS. I’M GONNA FAT-SHAME YOU. I GOT FAT ‘CAUSE I HAD
ALL THREE OF YOU. I’M ALREADY FEELING
PALPITATIONS HERE. HELLO, BEAUTIFUL. DON’T HYPERVENTILATE. All: ARE YOU SAYING YES
TO THE DRESS? YES! -YES!
-YES! YES! Man #2: SHE LOOKED
AMAZING IN THE DRESS, AND IT KIND OF BLEW ME AWAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] -DO I LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS?
-YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS. Officiant:
YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE. ♪♪ -ALL RIGHT, SO CAN WE GO EAT?
-ALL RIGHT. -LET’S GO EAT.
-I’M STARVING. -IT’S ABOUT THAT TIME.
-TIME TO GO EAT. -YEP. ALL RIGHT. BYE.
-BYE. I’M STUCK.
SOMEONE UNMIC ME.

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