good morning John it is song Wednesday that’s not a chord that’s the cord. This song is about my outfit. (singing) I remember when I was a young man, my mama took me to the store and I was scared out of my mind as I stared at that dressing room door I was like what if the pants are too bright too dark too baggy too tight too big, rock hot or too light and Mom was like just be yourself son. Whatever you choose will be right. Well, it’s like she knew my very soul cuz the pants I bought that day would change my life I left that store with a uniform that I was wearing when I met my wife and at my first book rock show and when I touched my first boob and the first time I read Thoreau. I did it all in my t-shirt and jeans. That’s right it doesn’t mean anything. People who know me know that I try not to say too much just with my clothes and if you wanna get to know me man we’re gonna have to talk so that you can find out who I am. Well jeans are pretty great they’re durable and comfortable they’re pants made out of plants so it’s hard to argue they’re unethical. And a shirt say little or a lot I’m a fan of un-ironic images of things I like like giraffes or YouTube friends or bands or chickens Jesus, nerds or bikes but if you really want to know what I love most about this wardrobe is that it tells you very little about what lies beneath these clothes. Just by looking at me you would never know if I’m a thousandaire or a billionaire I want to tell you with my mouth not with the clothes I wear. (musical interlude) I think it’s odd how when we rebel we put on uniforms like eyeliner or fancy pants that come factory pre-torn It’s easy to say that a guy must be a certain way just because he dresses off beat and a sub cultural shortcut might be what he’s going for but it’s always gonna be incomplete. Yeah, we’re never gonna know what that means Which is why I wear a t-shirt and jeans That’s right it doesn’t mean anything. People who know me know that I try not to say too much just with my clothes. And if you want to get to know me man we’re gonna have to talk so that you can find out who I am. yeah we’re gonna have to talk to that you can find out who I am. Oh, we’re gonna have to talk to that you can find out who I am! John thanks for encouraging me to make this a song video today. It’s been a long time since I’ve just sat down and played my guitar for you all. and sometimes I feel like I need to do more fancy stuff like big music videos or something but you know I don’t always need to do that. And thank you to my friend Jessalyn for coming to my rescue when I got stuck inside of those shirts. I thought that I could just take them off the way I put them on, but then no. Sometimes there will be nerdfighters who aren’t aware that I make music or who think that I should do music on other channels but I’m gonna do music here when I feel like it. And if you didn’t know, I do make music. This is my most recent album. It’s called Ellen Hardcastle. That song that I just played isn’t on it cuz i just wrote that song. This is for sale. There’s a link below. John, thanks for presenting the annual report of the bank of nerdfighteria so eloquently. It’s great to have the awesome summarized. Let’s keep it up. I will see you on Wednesday Guess who’s coming to Hank games tomorrow? That’s right! Stabby! Stab! stab! stab! stab!