Shoes the Full Version


Happy birthday twins! A computer! And a car! Thanks mom and dad! Kelly… Go ahead and open your present. What the hell? What’d you expect? Con-dams? Nice present Kelly. Shut up deck. Skank! I’m gonna betchslap you shetbag. No, I’m an athlete. Stop fighting, you two are twins. Goodness sakes, don’t they have the same thoughts? Shoes. Playstation. Fiscal responsibility. Tom Skerritt. Kelly, where are you going? Out. Whore. Kelly… What are you gonna do with your life?! I’m going to get what I want! Christ. [Music] Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh my god! Shoes. Let’s get some shoes! Let’s get some shoes! Let’s get some shoes! Let’s get some shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh my god, shoes! Shoes. These shoes rule! These shoes SUCK! These shoes rule! THESE SHOES SUCK! Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh my god… Shoes. These shoes rule! These shoes SUCK! THESE shoes SUCK! THESE SHOES SUCK! I think you have too many shoes- Shut up. I think you have too many shoes- Shut up. I think you have too many shoes- Shut up. I think you have too many shoes- Shut up! Stupid boy. Stupid boy. Let’s get some shoes. Let’s party. These shoes are three hundred dollars. These shoes are three hundred dollars. These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars. LET’S GET ‘EM! Um, this style runs small… I don’t think you’re gonna fit… I mean, your feet are… Kinda big. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, by the way betch… FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!!! [Music] Shoes. Those shoes are mine betch. Get me those fucking shoes betch. Those shoes are mine betch. Betch. Betch. Betch.

100 comments

  1. Has literally ANYTHING been put on youtube since this video that can compete with the level of iconic it radiates??? The answer is no.

  2. 13 years later, I was 6 years old and older bro was 11 years old when he showed me this funny music video🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂

  3. I remember seeing this on the home page back when Youtube had just become popular, but I never watched it. This makes me sad.

  4. Ok seriously.
    It's like as if a drunk or high person wrote some lyrics to a song.
    Nothing on the song works

  5. Omg these shoes are 300 dollars , Omg these shoes are 300 dollars , Omg these shoes are 300 fucken dollars !! Let’s get them !!

  6. One time I went in a spanish teachers class last year and sang this song and Then i walk in again and he says when we are gonna go get some shoes

  7. Y’all, I remember watching this in middle school and I remember thinking that the quality was good. Now that technology has advanced, it blows my mind that it wasn’t good as I remember. I’m shook

  8. holy shit i can’t be the only one who thinks this guys voice sounds EXACTLY like the “exposed, exposed, exposed you are exposed” intro from tea spill?

  9. I looked up "music to hurt people to" as in…music I could listen to when murdering someone…

    I cannot imagine slitting someone's throat to "Shoes"…but its almost perfectly and hilariously psychopathic! XD

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