– I’ve done some research on you, we’ll call it mild stalking. (giggles) – Okay. – You like to dress up, okay.
– I do. – I mean you dress up in
the most random outfits I have ever seen. Tell me what– – Cosplaying is fun. – What is it? – Cosplaying. It’s a nerd term. – There’s a term for dressing up? Holy moly, what is it that you
love so much about cosplay? – Oh, it’s just fun to
play different characters. You know, we have to wear
regular clothes all day, that’s no fun.
– That’s boring. I get to be Pac-Man,
Wonder Woman, and a cop. (meows) It’s fun, yeah. – Have you ever LARPed? – Yes, I have LARPed,
embarrassingly enough. – We all have, all of us here have. – I love it. – Really it’s just grown
men playing dress up. – Yeah. (upbeat music) High speed nerd! (crowd laughs) Mark to the loud men you shall, Die! (crowd laughs) Uh, there has been a war
declared on this man’s balls. (yelps) (laughs) Hammer! And sleep LARPer. (sword clanks) Okay, now it feels a
little bit more aggressive. (crowd gasps) – That looks like Star Wars kid. (yells) – Wait, numchucks? Numchucks isn’t a part of LARPing. – Or a trench coat. You didn’t even take your
time with your costume. – That’s it! (crowd gasps) – Let me just say this. If someone said, “Could
you please hand sketch two people you think would LARP?” (crowd laughs) This is exactly what they look like. This is LARPing, when I
think of who they are, this is it. And the same type of dude
that you barely get hit, and it’s just catastrophic, like (whines) I mean, just listen to the dialogue. – Tell me more! You will get him for me! – Come now. (laughs) – Let’s see how it feels! You want to see how it feels? Pow, oh (beep), oh man. – It’s like, how bad does it have to be when you’re the only two LARPing, though? Like every other video
was mad people LARPing, this is like two people. – LARPing can be lonely. (crowd laughs) – It’s a lonely life. – Sara, if you could join
me here on stage real quick, I would like to show you something. (crowd cheers) If you could stand right here. Now just, play this and pause it. – I’m scared. – I’m scared, too, but it’s okay. Pause it.
– Oh, my god. – Okay, it’s the biggest
spider in the world. – No, it’s not. – This is a real spider. This is a mega spider
from Australia, I believe. Okay, so this man is going
to attempt to capture that. Go ahead. – Uh! – Go ahead. (screams loudly) – Oh, my god! Oh, my god, that’s so disgusting. – All right, go ahead, I just– – He had a knife and helmet, I love him. – I just assumed your fear of spiders, I was just hoping that would
just jump off the thing and just drop you.
– It did! I was sweating. – And I got exactly what I hoped from– – Uh! (screams) – I think that was me screaming. (laughs) – I’ll tell you what, you got a helmet, but guess what, guy. If that thing gets through here, this is gonna be the
worst day of your life. – I would just move out, I would move out. I’m done, new house. – Exactly, I’m as bad as they come, but I’m just not living there. – Okay, Sara, do you have any pets? – I do, I have a new kitten, his name is Dexter. – Let’s take a look at Sara and Dexter. Aw, look it, hey Dexter. You’re gonna grow up to be a weirdo. (crowd laughs) Here’s the thing about cats, they get real creepy and
they do strange things. – Yeah.
– Okay? So you could look into your future, we’ve created a category
called cats are weird. Just your average cat, just
got scared a little bit. (crowd laughs) Just laying here drunk off milk. (farts) – That is the cutest little fart ever. – Say, “I hungry, Sara.” – Oh! – I wanna do yoga with you, Sara. – That’s a little downward cat action. – Downward cat action? Uh-oh, so easy to fool, oh! That is a spider kitty. Your worst nightmare. Who are you? (laughs) Who are you? Stand down! (balloon pops) – Vicious. – Vicious, one swipe. – Well I’m gonna tell you what, this is what you have to
be the most scared of. – Okay.
– All right? Is coming home to some of this hot action. (crowd laughs) – Oh, come on now. – This is something you
have got to be scared of. – Y’all don’t front, this is every single person’s face when you get caught masturbating. (crowd laughs) You gotta keep going though, you can’t stop. (laughs loudly) You can’t, you can’t. – All right, do not go anywhere, Ridiculousness will be right back.