This is an exciting day for whoever lives here. They’ve got a package being delivered. That always puts me in a good mood. Unfortunately, this sheila has made it her job to go out and steal packages. She could be a modern Robin Hood, but I doubt it. OH she takes a fucken tumble. She tries to stand up. Her ankle says “yeah nah”. In comes her pimp, I mean her boyfriend, to pick her up and return her to sender. The dickhead still goes back to steal the packages. All we can do is hope that karma catches up with him and he dies in a horrific house fire in future. This young fella appears to suck at Ping Pong. He decides to take it out on his opponent by chuckin’ his paddle. AND it’s a direct hit to the nut sack! Fucken bullseye! He’s gonna regret that though because instant justice is delivered. In comes a paddle from the West. BAM! A eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a dick for a dick! These boys are excited to be on a Contiki holiday. Orange Pants is like “Look out, I’m gonna hit ya with a cork, and spray you with a champagne” It’d be a classic memory.” Oh he’s done it. He’s spraying everywhere. It’s pretty funny. He slips over and shatters his coccyx. That’s even funnier. I think the only hero in this video is the bloke in speedos for saving what’s left of the alcohol. Fuck yes speedos guy, fuck YES! Here we have a couple of brick heads dabbling in vandalism. They’re also dabbling in knocking each other out. Crikey, that is some of the most disorganised crime I’ve ever seen from a couple of rookies. This wanker still believes he can launch a popular music career. So far it looks like he blames his lack of talent on his cat. I’d argue that his cat has probably been his biggest supporter, so to treat it like shit could backfire on him. The cat yells “give up, you suck!” And yeah, there it is! Tasty, tasty, feline justice. The roads are a hotspot for instant karma. This bloke has chosen to get angry, instead of taking a breath. Now he’s like “If you film me then I’ll film you.” No he won’t! The wind has absolutely shat all over his cranky video-making venture. The face he makes when he loses it rrrrrright there is fair dinkum fucken priceless ladies and gents. These cheeky bastards are worse than people who steal packages from the front of ya house. They’ve decided beer isn’t worth paying for. That’s a travesty. It’s worth every cent. They try to flee but they lose whatever the fuck that is on the back of their dodgy ute. Now they’re like “oh yeah nah we were only joking. We’re filming a YouTube video. Stealing is a social experiment. You can have the beer back. We don’t even actually drink beer. It makes us gassy. So yeah nah it’s for a YouTube video.” Not stopping properly on a crosswalk always gets me fired up. These pedestrians are my spirit animals. All of them. I’d like to have a non-stolen beer withall of them. Maybe it’s harsh though. They could wreck the bonnet. It could’ve been a genuine accident. Actually, nah fuck it. I gotta quit making excuses for dickheads.