Ozzy Man Reviews: Epic Bear Fight

Welcome to fight day! Here we have two grizzly bears with their bloody undies in a twist. Word is that Chuck, the bear on the left, stole a salmon from Yogi, the wanker on the right. Yogi has been hibernating on the issue all week because he doesn’t like conflict, but enough is enough. Chuck says “fuck you I never stole ya fish!” Yogi roars back “yeah you did! I called shotgun on that salmon. It was mine.” OH Chuck bites him! Yogi took that one right on the tit. His confidence is momentarily shattered. Chuck is breathing the smell of fish guts into his eyeballs. Ewh! AW there’s another bite to the tit! If this road was an Octagon I’d say Chuck wins points for dominating the space. I can see why Yogi gets fucken fish nicked from him. AW no here we go! It’s turned into a hardcore scrap. The rule book is out the window, even though there is no rule book. Yogi has gone Full Khabib Nurmagomedov. He pins his opponent to the ground and teabags him behind the bush. That really was a beautiful takedown by the big unit. And yeah, look at that, he is forcing his ball sack towards Chuck’s face. I can only imagine this revenge is very satisfying. Have a look at this flurry of punches. That’s a huge combo! Aw in the background we can see that wolf that fought Liam Neeson in the movie The Grey. I guess the wolf won. It’s nice to have closure on that. It’s thinking about taking on the winner. I’d stick around and watch that. Yeah nah it looks like it’s moving on. Overall, Chuck needs to find his own place to catch salmon. Or negotiate a partnership to work together. The bears run towards the camera woman’s car. She understandably shits herself.


  1. Wolf is like…" I should be recording this for me mates we can all have a Fucking beer in the den and watch it."

  2. Based on my intellectual capacity and my vast knowledge and skills to this, tactically and tentatively right from the start of times especially in the light of Ecclesiastical Evolution and come to a concrete, definite and profound conclusion that I actually have nothing to say thank you!

  3. Do a review of "Pasha the boss" (one of the best and most creative flippy spinny guys in the world). It fits perfectly with your style of commentary and you can find plenty of material on YouTube and Instagram. I'd love to see your reaction to his stuff.

  4. What in hell is this ? Theres 2 bears mauling eachother and theres a human recording and theres a wolf watching from the distance .

  5. Just imagine driving down the road and then you have to brake suddenly because of this…
    "-Honey, I'm gonna be late…
    -Again? WHY?
    -Two grizzly bears are fighting on the road." 😀


  7. Hi ozzy man. I've been watching your videos all day and forgot about the comments because I enjoyed the videos so much… fuck off

  8. Scams have reached the all time highest this year in Australia. It is estimated that this year they are going to be more than half a billion dollar. Can we all get together to put a fight against these scammers who are taking the hard earned money of the people of Australia. I need your support to get this message to Ozzy man. This comment will be posted after every Ozzy man video.

  9. These bears clearly studied at the Logan Paul/KSI school of pre-fight stare-downs: get close and breath on each other.

  10. Have been big fans for a long time and Absolutely Love where you can take us! Ozzy Man does for All what David Attenborough did for wildlife docs.

  11. i love this..grizzly bears fighting in the road..wolf spectating in the road…sign on road talks about Avalanches…where is this?! I'd move immediately to go live there because there just cant be any man bun wearing barista's there.

  12. 1.22 guess the wolf won Its nice to have closure on that. i nearly fell off the couch laughing. brilliant as i was only just watching that movie

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