Key & Peele – Karim and Jahar


– JAHARI, MY FRIEND. THERE ARE A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL
WOMEN OUT HERE TODAY. [chuckles]
– YEAH. KAREEN, MY FRIEND,
YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH. – WELL, I DO WHAT I CAN. – OOH.
– OH… WOW.
– RIGHT? – HA-HA.
– BLIP. – SHA-BLOIMPS.
– [laughs] – YOU KNOW, I CAUGHT A LITTLE
GLIMPSE OF HER FOOT NUT. [clicks tongue]
– YOU SAW ANKLE BONE? – WELL… – GOT SOME ANKLE CLEAVAGE,
YOU DIRTY DEVIL, HUH? YOU SAW? – GOD, I SAW. [both talking over each other] – YES, KAREEN. [laughs]
– HEH… – VERY TASTY… – EH… – MM. – HMM-HMM.
– OH… – DUDE, DID YOU SEE
THE BRIDGE ON THAT NOSE? – I MEAN, IF IT IS
ANY INDICATION… – WOW.
– HHH-HOLY GARBANZO BEANS. – I’LL TELL YOU WHAT. THAT IS A BRIDGE
I’D LIKE TO CROSS. [both laugh] – THIS IS MY BOY.
THIS IS MY BOY. – [laughing]
– THIS IS MY BOY. OH. – HMM. – NOT A LOT TO GO ON THERE.
– NOT REALLY. NOT REALLY. GOOD HEIGHT.
– GOOD HEIGHT. – GOOD HEIGHT. – CRAZY TALL. – [growls]
YEAH, LIKE 5’9″. HEH… – COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
– [muttering] – COME ON. SHE’S TALL.
SHE’S TALL. SHE’S TALL. – THAT’S RIGHT. SHE’S TALL.
THERE’S NOTHING TO BE DONE. – GETTING WET. LET ME SEE– LET ME SEE IT FROM BEHIND.
LET ME SEE IT FROM BEHIND. THAT’S HOW YOU HIT IT.
THAT’S HOW YOU HIT IT. – JAHARI,
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING IN CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW?
– OKAY. – [whispers]
I’M A VIRGIN.

100 comments

  1. I don't understand why they have to play that background music every time they are talking about Arabs or Indians ,weird.

  2. Why isn’t this racist? I don’t care, but in today’s PC culture, why not? If a white man did this skit it would be racist, would it not?

  3. This suppose to be comedy but this is truth… I wish all women dresses like that at least cover their body and head like the Nuns.. you can't give them a second look and make you burn inside like the women who dresses like kim kardashian.

  4. I swear I'm Muslim, a girl to be more precise, and I'm laughing so hard right now cause I actually find Keegan/Michael as Karim attractive! #smdh still tho, all jokes aside, it's good to be brown when you're watching this video, not that you have to be. the sha bloimps had me dead!

  5. Looks like Egypt
    Men are dressed like Indians
    Women are dressed like Saudis
    They sound like Borat
    I’m fucking confused but I love it

  6. All I can say is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  7. this joke is not funny,they should understand the meaning of wearing that clothes and yet they made it opposite to make it funny..Stupid writer.Reasearch properly before you make it a joke😡😡😡

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