Joueur du grenier – HARRY POTTER


Lumos Maxima! Lumos Maxima! Lumos- Oh, fuck those voicemails! Counselor? Hello?! (voicemail) I did not understand your message. (old man’s voiceover)”Henry Butter,” “You have been admitted into the School of Wizardry.” “Please come tomorrow with:” (voice of female voicemail) “An identity picture, a proof of address and a 42€ check for the school administration office.” Sincerely, Headmaster Albus Humblebundledore. So this is here Hogwarts… Not at all! That’s the Georges Pompidou magic public high school! Nice to meet you! I am Texas Granger. And you are…? Henry Butter. I don’t have enough money to go to a real school so I ended up here. I don’t even have the 42€ for the administration. You’re a scholarship student, Henry. You got a penny? 1, 2, 3, 4! Incredible! You’re Henry Butter! So, are the stories about your scar true? The mark of a very powerful spell that didn’t work against you? Oh, this? No, I was in a car crash this morning, I knocked my head against the windscreen! Oh alright, who cares. Did you know our headmaster was the very famous Humblebundledore? Rumour has it, that he was part of the group that gathered the three miraculous gems of… Welcome to the first years! Welcome to the George Pompidou magical high school! Before classes begin, you’re going to be put in different houses. There are four of them: Nintendor, Playstaypuff PCclaw and XBoxrin. And also, a Special Education Granted by Administration or SEGA. Now… Let’s follow our new Professor… Mister- Good evening!”ahahah” I’m your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.”ahah” You have probably heard about me in The Daily Prophet, haven’t you? The Daily Prophet? Anyone? Doesn’t matter. You’ll learn. Follow me please. It’s actually this way. I read this is the worst high school in Brittany! 75% failure rate! And this year, You-Know-Who is back. We must be very careful! Why are you following me like this? Because everybody here hates me, I don’t know why! Do you want some Floo powder? Wow… Quiet! Quiet! HEY, SHUT UP! We’re going to begin the Sorting ceremony, during which the Sorting Hat is to decide in which house you belong. Your house will be like a second… house… Anyway, at the end of the year we’ll decide who wins the House Cup! Blah blah blah, everyone has seen the movie. Hello, my name is Gerald Sortinghat, I’m the careers counsellor. When I call your name, you’ll come and sit on the chair. Texas Granger? Okay… Be brave… Oooh, yeah… Interesting… Very interesting… I can see… a desire to prove your worth… I can see that you’re… two weeks late, I’d get that checked, Miss. Excuse me? Um, I mean, NINTENDOR!! Henry Butter? It’s him… Hmmm… Difficult choice… Hard… Very hard… I can see a lot of qualities… Not Xboxerin, not Xboxerin… -Not Xboxrin? But only the Xbox allows you to play PUBG on console! It’s unplayable! Very well then, NINTENDOR! No one ever wants to go to Xboxerin… Good, good. And now, follow your class reps to the dormitories. Your luggage has already been brought there. But we don’t know in which house to go! Yes, that’s true. However… 50 points for Nintendor! Playstaypuff, over here! Nintendor, I am Warren, your prefect. Please follow me. The first thing you have to remember is the password to get to your dormitory. Password? “Norman is better.”
[NOTE: Norman is a famous French Youtuber] “Norman. Is. Better.” YES, thank you, I got it, sure, get in. Wow, they did take all of my stuff here, this looks like my room! Hello everybody! This movie series is to this generation what Indiana Jones was to the previous one: the Harry Potter series The awesome atmosphere, the perfect music and outstanding actors “Are you sure that’s a real spell?” “Well, it’s not very good, is it?” [NOT ALWAYS!] These movies became iconic and of course what do you do with iconic movies that made a lot of money ? Well, more money ! There are a lot of games about Harry Potter, one per movie of course, but especially for the first ones. They were almost all different, depending on the console, and I’m not even counting the Lego games. My own relationship with the Harry Potter movies is not exactly the same as yours. The first Harry Potter movie came out in 2001 But I was 19 in 2001, and I had just started my studies, and I had just discovered my first MMORPG with “Dark Age of Camelot”, so I didn’t give much of a fuck about Harry Potter. Actually, I only discovered the movies many years later, and having not seen any movie, I had also missed the games. So why am I telling you that? It’s because when you roam through people’s opinion on these games, you see that everyone finds them awesome. That’s the game of your childhood, for many people… But not for me. So, are these games as good as they are said to be, let’s see that. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone on PlayStation1, the game starts with a voice-over narration explaining the movie. “Harry Potter, the boy who lived.” Pot-air? Can’t you even pronounce the name correctly? Anyway, the game starts with Dumbledore welcoming you. But only you. Nobody else. “Welcome to Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.” I’m an old wizard, as you can hear in my voice. Dumbledore explains to you that you can’t go to the second floor or you’ll die. Public school, am I right? And then he’ll start walking in circles downstairs. Shit, I’m lost again. “Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Four wonderful words, aren’t they?” Whose old schmuck is this? Obviously, during the whole game you are going to meet all main characters. Like Fred and George, who became the school dealers, because they will give you certain things, only if you give them: “50 trashbag-flavoured every-flavor beans” Ok… Thank God I saw the movies or it would be really weird otherwise. Can you imagine coming to a new school and the first student you meet says he likes licking trashbags? By the way just behind them you can find your first item: a collector card. Any lookalike with another video-game is a total coincidence, really. Oh, noooooo! 1/17, 0/80, 0/100… Oh, no… It’s a paw harvesting game! Of course we start the game with no spells because apparently, Harry only came to vape… You’re a hipster, Harry. After encountering the Fat Lady, who looks like she has a serious hangover, I have no idea of what I did last night… You’ll meet Ron, E.T… um, I mean Neville, and Hermione. And finally, Malfoy “In case you didn’t know, my name is Drago FrenchPronunciation.” Mal-fwah. Sorry. Who kidnapped your owl and apparently plucked her feather by feather, which you have to pick up. “Go back to your mum’s, Potter! Oh, I forgot! You don’t even have a mummy!” Okay, so I know the first day of school is generally not cool, but here, between the floors that can kill you, the trash-eating kids, and those who insult your dead mother while plucking your pet, Yeah, it’s a really bad first day. And what is wrong with his head? You couldn’t just copy the one from the movie? He looks like the kid who gets bullied during recess! Anyways, you understood it, the gameplay will always follow this pattern: We have paw-harvesting platformers missions where we must collect sets of items. “Follow me Harry! To climb, push the joystick forward, or push the forward button.” The 4th wall just exploded. And other types of mission which are sort of mini-games, like flying class, which is… Shit! Ok, U-Turn… Oh, but I’m in it! Son of a muggle! No seriously, manoeuvrability stinks, look at that, it’s like he’s drunk! Harry, you put your ass on the broom, not the broom in your ass! Mmmh, everything is fine. Ok, except broom-flying missions which are *buzz* FU! The game is pretty much playable But it would be better if the game didn’t constantly break the 4th wall to remind you that you are in a video game. “Go to spell class before the the timer runs out.” *Harry goes to maths class* *Harry goes to history class* If you thought Sonic’s drowning song was stressful, then don’t play this game, because every part to go to class with that timer it’s not really relaxing… Come on, faster, move your ass! Ah! No! Yeah! Ah! “Ah! Harry Potter! You are late for the herbology class!” FUCK Do you really think it’s the same for every student here?! Sorry, you are late. Minus 10 points for Gryffindor. The French dub is nice, I guess, but God, it’s so wrong! If we don’t consider that 80% of the students are dubbed by Brigitte Lecordier, voice actress of child Goku, First of all, some voice choices are weird. “Beware the armours.” Wow, are you sure to be a middle school student? I repeated many years. But above all we feel like voice-overs didn’t know what they were doing. “Venomous tentacula, beware Hagrid!” What? If it’s a message signed by Hagrid, He should have said “Venomous tentacula, BEWARE!”
-Hagrid And not “Beware Hagrid!” YOU are Hagrid, fuck! Regarding Harry’s voice actor, well, let’s say… “Wingardium Leviosa.” Well… “Flipendo.” Let’s say he knew how to read. Indeed. That’s the text. Globally the structure of the game is always the same: You go to a class, the class teaches you a spell Here it’s Incendio, and we chain through gameplay that makes you learn how to use the spell in a mini-game or a plateformer. Isn’t it a bit dangerous to teach fire-breathing spells to middle-schoolers? Ok, so today we are going to learn how to use AK-47 But be careful, it’s just to rub your back. Regarding the plot, we follow key events of the movie Like the moment where a blobfish..Oh wait it’s Hagrid sorry. EWW! Anyway, so the moment when Hagrid sends Harry to jump over a lava river to feed some Smourbiffs. Wait what? What the hell is this horror? It looks like a living STI! Anyway, the moments between these missions are filled by this magical atmosphere that is so characteristic of Hogwarts. *coughs* Okay, I’m making it sound worse than it really is. Of course, if you compare it to the games we have today, it looks old, but it was actually pretty good for the time! The games are all different enough, it’s playable, there are no major problems, the only thing is the the plot doesn’t follow the timeline, which means that the scenario makes absolutely no sense! Like when there’s a troll in the girls’ bathroom, which begins with a high-speed chase above an acid river … Girls’ bathrooms really suck… Which explains why they always go to the bathroom in groups! Sorry, we have to use the bathroom. *Ready for ADVENTURE* and ends with the bathroom scene that everybody knows, except that when you think about it, YOU brought the troll into the bathroom! And by the way, something that made me laugh and that shows how privileged Gryffindor is, I don’t know if it’s just a bug in my version of the game, But at one point, each house has the same amount of points, and in spite of that… Gryffindor is in the lead! What the hell, we all have the same amount of points! I said, GRYFFINDOR IS IN THE LEAD. I’m not gonna explain every detail of the game, let’s just continue with Quidditch… it’s gonna be rings, it’s gonna be rings… SHIT. And then, the scene with the Invisibility cloak, then, the scene in which you have to catch a ghost, which was probably in the book, but at least in the book there wasn’t the woRST CAMERA EVER Come on! How am I supposed to know where to land with this camera??? Asshole! And then, the scene in which Hagrid takes you to Diagon Alley and asks you to go buy stuff he needs for his dog but with your money. And so, you go through 50 shitty tasks to go buy groceries while he… is drinking beer. “If you need me, I’ll be at the Leaky Cauldron. I’m gonna have a few Butterbeers while waiting for you.” Go fuck yourself? You’re a sucker, Harry. So, it’s super stressful to get money, you have to slide in the bank while catching bits of paper during a timed race, but that’s not it, because it actually just allows you to take part in the REAL task during which you have to gather your money from a trolley “Let me explain how to control the trollllley”. The trolllllley, excuse me. I have mixed feeling about this. As much as I found it funny the two or three first times, “You’re gonna have to train if you want to do it someday soon.” How the fuck does this bank work?? If you don’t gather everything on the first try they take your money back?? And for fuck’s sake, Hagrid, wouldn’t you rather use the money you’re spending on beer to buy YOUR stuff, instead of making me do this?? I don’t want to complain, but I’m so siiIIICK of this task, it’s like someone telling you the same joke 10 times! Wait, no, on the left, wait, on the side, *angry scream* how do I keep missing them all, how do i keEP MISSING THEM ALL???? how am I always bumping into the wooden thingies on the side??? and what is it doing right in the middle??? THIS IS THE WORST BANK EVER!!! “You’re gonna have to train if you want to do it someday soon.” Give me my fucking money you motherfuckers!!! Do you really think McGonagall has to go through this every times she needs 10 bucks to buy some bread??? Hello, I’d like a student loan please. A student loan?? Here we gooo! Oooh fuck, I’m late for class. Sorry I’m late. What did I miss? The class is almost done, but… It’s not really interesting. Okay so let me sum up in a few words: magic sucks and it doesn’t exist, your wands are actually made of plastic and were made in China, all your stupid spells are CGI added in post-production, thank you AfterEffect. So, as far as I’m concerned, I’m gonna get out of here, you can all go to the Employment Office. – What class do we have next?
-Two hours of technology. Oh wait no, it’s our class with professor Solidsnape! He’s gonna teach us to fight against You-Know-Who Ugh, I hate that teacher Silence! No talking during my class. Yes Harry, shut up. Mister Butter… our new… celebrity… Mister Butter, what do I get if I make a Squirt-le and a Vulvasaur mate? I don’t know, sir. Very well. In that case, at what period did Julien Gollum, the famous galaxy-roamer minstrel, emerge? I don’t know, sir. Ooor what’s the difference between the Joueur du Grenier and the AngryVideoGameNerd? I- I don’t know, sir. Incredible my ASS, mister Butter. Fame doesn’t do everything. I don’t know, sir. Because of you, minus 10 points from Nintendor. Okay, so now, take your magic balls out, and- *fire alarm sound* Fuck, must be those Special Needs students fooling around again! Professor please, I really need to use the bathroom! Well, see you later, I gotta go to my Flying Class. Aaah, Quidditch, the most famous sport in the Harry Potter universe There’s a game in almost every film, and of course when wee see the intro trailer with this music… well, we wish we could play it in real life! *reality* Careful not to fall off your broom. SO the game begins with a tutorial in which Harry- wh-whAT? “… the capacities to play Quidditch in Hogwarts.” What? When did Harry become a woman?? *The redneck moment* Pfff, at this point, I mean, Hermione’s black, Dumbledore’s a… Hey, are you filming??? *That was
The redneck moment* I’m not gonna spend too much time on it, because the game is actually ridiculously simple, I never managed to lose a game, even when I was just fooling around You can play different roles, like Seeker, Beater, Chaser, but we don’t give a fuck because you just need to pass the ball around and shoot to score. And you have a special ‘score’ button that always scores, no matter where you are on the field. There is literally a ‘score’ button on the controller, What’s the point of playing? ANYWAY, just like in a real Quidditch game, you score points, but again we don’t give a fuck, the team who catches the Snitch wins. Sorry, those rules don’t make any sense. ANYWAY With 8 movies and 3 generations of consoles, there has been A LOT of HP games so of course, I’m not gonna have time to talk about them all Just know that there are games on GameboyColor and GameboyAdvance, like for example HP and the Philosopher’s stone a game made like an RPG, with fights made in turns And… Wait, my wand already contains the spells Flipendo and Vermillious Uno? Okay, so spells are part of the wand. Yeah, it’s actually a gun. Here’s your wand, it contains 50 9mm hollow-point bullets. MAAAGIIIC In the end, this game is pretty classic, there’s just… it’s LOOONG! The fights take forever! And there are fights everywhere! Every scene makes way to a new level! Do you remember the scene in which students go to the castle in boats? Well they managed to put monsters in the middle of the lake! Shit, they’re not even students yet, leave them alone! Ah, I hope I’ll get sorted into Gryffindor! *SCREECH* And by the way, talking about the Chamber of Secrets, if the game came out on all platforms, it certainly did came out on PlayStation 1&2. We’re not gonna expend on the topic, the game is pretty much the same as the first one, with only a few differences, like for example the introduction of magical duels. And this goes on for five minutes. And it takes 3 rounds ! Yet there is nothing much to say,
it does follow the movie. “But Hagrid, we’re not allowed to do magic out of Hogwarts.” *explosions* And by the way, this game is fucking harder ! I mean, I defeated Voldemort in the previous game and now some marrow is kicking my ass! I admit that the game still worth it though,
at least for some levels like the one where Ron is running around in the forest puking slug while you are running after him slipping on his vomit What a lovely allegory of life… Or for this great rap clip, and its ending screen I’m going to suck you’re soul up from your ass with a straw and I will resell it on Ebay Up ! Up ! Up ! Up ! Up ! Henry! Henry! I heard that You-Know-Who wanted to harm you ! And he’s one of our teachers! You’re in danger, Harry. Seriously do you have some cash ? I can’t see which teacher would want me dead ! Oh my god ! Of course not ! You’re imagining things ! All the teachers from this school are perfectly honest ! He’s been teaching here for two months! But sir, just realize: the balloon was holding on its own on his jumper! It’s dark magic! Listen, you accuse a deeply respected teacher of being a child murderer, I get it, However, uh… 100 points each for Nintendor ! And 10 points more because I say so ! Who’s the best ?
Who’s the best eh ?
Oh ! Eh both of you ! Yes you ! No running in the hallways !
Minus 50 points from Playstaypuff ! Eh ! Come back ! Little brats ! Well, I leave you there. I go back testing the game, the video’s too long Obviously the Harry Potter games would not eternally be great games! The three first game, PoA included, where all in this fun, goonie ambiance, we were kids, with an investigation, puzzles, mini-games, funny classes, and all the console games were different! But from Goblet of Fire on, new strategy: a single game adapted on each platform. Oh, and puzzles are boring, make it simpler. The game is so much better now, isn’t it Jonathan? YeeEesEeEEESs! Fine, puzzles bore you, you want action, fine, why not? But you can say I’m grumbling for the fun of it, but I’m an old fuck, I can’t help but think Can’t you walk over that? Or around? Can’t you walk fucking under it? You could line three Hermiones next to that rock! Anyway, never mind. Don’t forget to pick up the good poop-tasting beans from inside the animal corpses, And you know, I thought the beans were already weirdly important in the first games, but in this one, it’s a feast! Red for energy, blue for power, purple, green, orange, they’re everywhere, all the time, in every single old wet-clay old pot on the way you can find beans. “Nothing better than wizard candy to regain some energy!” [8 months later] “You’re diabetic, Harry.” In the end, it’s just a Harry Potter game, which means I can’t directly kill an enemy, but if I take out this tree and he falls 300ft before crashing on the rocks, there, it’s fine. And when I started the game, I thought, eh, it’s the intro, it’s gonna calm down like in the movie, But no! The game never breathes! Always something blowing up somewhere, always enemies, traps, explosions, and those damn crests you have to pick up and if you forget one you have to do the whole level again… I don’t know. The game loses all the adventurous flavour of the previous games to become a magical beat’em-all. This game is entire levels of pew-pew cut by 5-second cinematics! Where is the plot? “Harry decided to warn Cedric about the First Task.” “Dragons, that’s the First Task.” “There’s one for each of us.” Hello Harry! Hello! But hey. At least, we can do that. “Wingardium Leviosa!” “Sorry Ron! I didn’t mean to!” Oh, he gives away beans too! Hmm, the good taste of betrayal. Anyway, after Goblet of Fire, you could tell the developers didn’t know which way to go. That’s why the next game, Order of the Phoenix, is the complete opposite of GoF. While in GoF you were always fighting, beating monsters up and defeating fire traps, Order of the Phoenix is this! (1st floor) Woooo… By the way, those images are from the PC version, but I also tried it on PS2 and Wii, Nothing changes, apart that you could thrust the Wiimote inside your ass and twerk and the spells would still work… “Remember this delicate wrist move we learned.” Oh, and this game has the single best line in all Harry Potter games ever. When Sirius Black asks you to put away 3 pre-folded shirts and 2 boxers in a suitcase, about 4ft away from the clothes… “WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!” Dude, calm down. After about 3 minutes of struggle, Ron finally says: “It might be easier without magic.” OF COURSE IT WOULD BE! FOR FUCK’S SAKE! This game had been really popular at first because it was the first open world Harry Potter game, and indeed, it’s fun to just hang out in Hogwarts, But let’s be honest here: It’s boring. The whole game is about running around the castle, either to gather Dumbledore’s Army or talk to McAsshole, for some dumb sidequests like repairing broken pots, replacing paintings repairing armours… Dust carpets… Yo, is it a Harry Potter game or Bewtiched? Oh my God, nobody will get that reference… So you have a map to guide you, but when the wow effect of open world Hogwarts fades away… After a while it’s like brain death, it’s so boring to run around to speak to EVERYONE! And honestly, I’m barely exaggerating, that’s ALL you do! You run. All the time. Harry Potter – heart training. Wait, give me two seconds to finish the game. Harry! We have to gather Dumbledore’s Army! They’re all around the castle! Okay. Hello? THE END There are also some mini-games on your running tracks. You’ll get to… play with marbles? Yeah, I liked that too… when I was 6. You can also play chess for 45 minutes. 45 minutes, I mean it. I mean, yeah, I guess, why not- no. Or you can- wait, explosive battle? It sounds AWESOME! Wow. That school is so… … white. And after a while, like in the movie, You’ll get to attack people with no reason, 3vs1, in a magic duel, and kick their asses while they’re rolling on the ground in pain. Nice. [Harry Potter – Teacher’s pet] Yeah, since Dolores Umbridge became headmistress here at Hogwarts, it’s really not as fun as it used to be… STUPEFY! Yeah, it became risky. Half-Blood Prince won’t be much better, it’s basically the same thing, but potion class is introduced, magic duels are over simplified in the gameplay and FUCK, it’s turning into street fighting! Look at this violence! “I’LL KILL YOU BITCH! YOU’LL EAT YOUR DEAD! “YOU’LL EAT YOUR DEATH EATERS! FUCKING REDHEAD!” But Quidditch is so much better now! No more going through circles! Really? Wow! I got Albus Dumbledore! And I’ve got two… And finally, Deathly Hallows, a Gears of War clone without interest. We are alternating between the different phases of the game, railshooter, fucked-up infiltration, but 90% of the game is fighting… And not fascinating fighting. And there, spells, magic… Today kids, we’re learning this spell: the PEW! Repeat after me: pew pew PEW PEW pew pew pew! How many thousands of wizards are we killing? I looked on Wikipedia, and there are like… 20 death eaters. So yes, you have other spells, but they’re useless, you’ll just lose time. And well, since the game focuses on the enemies itself… Well, the fastest and easiest way to end the levels is… So many people spat on the last games, saying they weren’t like the first three, but is it really the games, or did the games just follow the movies’ change of pace? Well, here’s the answer, actually… Henry, Henry! The biology teacher is up to something, we have to go! Take your wand! Fine, I’m coming! What happened? Professor! I knew you would fall into my trap, Butter! Ah ah! What? Wait, I thought You-Know-Who was after me! Yes, me! George Yunohu! My dad’s Japanese. Did you know that? Fuck, Henry, I’ve told you at least ten times! George Yunohu is our teacher! I will kill you, Butter! Or my name’s not George Yunohu! His first name is George, and his family name is Yunohu. Don’t forget, Henry! Yes… the pieces of the puzzle are setting together! Wait, why do you resent me? Is it because my fame overshadowed yours and now you’re nothing? No! It’s because you ran over my mum this morning! No, I was in a car crash this morning, I knocked my head against the windscreen! I did that. Enough of your flashbacks! Get ready, Butter! Kenavo! Perros-Guirec! Nice, Butter, but what about that? Nolwenn Ler… Wait…What ? We’ve been investigating that teacher for months! At last, we stopped him! All those deaths were not pointless! And with this case, we can only win the House Cup. But come on! That’s a misunderstanding! I am George Yunohu! I CAN’T END LIKE THIS! Quiet, quiet… It’s incredible, you survived a death spell! Hey, don’t you have kids to fondle elsewhere? Congrats, friends, congrats Xboxrin for stopping this murderer, for this, 500 points for Xboxrin! [Together] Yay ! And… And PCclaw? What are our points? DON’T KNOW. DIDN’T COUNT. Therefore Xboxrin is clearly in the lead this year, with a total of 15,670 points! Achievement Unlocked
100G – House Cup Yes, congratulations Xboxrin… HOOOWEEEVEEER… For being wrong, and for her false accusation of a teacher… BUT for her thorough belief in her idea: 500 points for Texas Granger. And to Henry Butter… For his understanding of the plot and his successful hit-and-run, 500 points to Nintendor! We’re almost ex aequo with Xboxrin… And finally, to the chick over there, because she’s hot as fuck, and ’cause I do what I want, 10 BILLION POINTS FOR NINTENDOOOOOOOR!!! {Stay for the post-credit scene} Can’t you change the password for once? Can’t we have “Cyprien is better” just once? Last week it was IbraTV! Before that it was Squeezie! It- It sucks. This whole castle sucks. I’m sorry, everybody’s fine with this, but I’m not. I don’t like this castle. Fuck. I can’t move! I live in 1m²! It’s, it’s…it’s… it’s just like Paris, actually.

100 comments

  1. Ô être suprême qui lit ce commentaire, si tu connais le nom de la musique à 21:20, aurais-tu l'amabilité de me donner le titre, s'il te plaît ? C'est pour le travail

  2. Daubemeldor(oui je sais plus comment ça s'écrit) c'est le frère cacher du père fourras 😂😂😂😂😂
    10:39 😂😂😂😂
    Mdr ma blague: Harry Potter la seule fois où l'on voit les garçons qui savent se servir d'un balais c'est pas faux finalement 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  3. Et enfin a la nana qui est la bas , et parce que elle est vachement bonne , et tfacon je fait qu'est que je veux…! 10 milliards de point pour nintendor 🖕🖕😂😂

  4. Ça fait 4000 fois que je regarde l'épisode , et c'est maitenant que je m'aperçois que cyprien est sur le portrait 😅

  5. 2:39 mettez sur pause et regarder l'expression faciale de Fred et en plus que il fait au moin une tête que les autre autour c'est assez chelou 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  6. Le mot de passe pour accéder au dortoir de Nintendor m'a tué 😂 "Je préfère Norman" ben change de mot de passe Cyprien, si ce mot de passe ne te plaît pas 😂😂 ah ouais mince, tu ne peux pas 😅

  7. Qui a vu a 3:33 que Playstatshouffle et au logo de serdaigle et que PCerdaigle est au logo de poufsouffle . L' erreur 😂😱

  8. Le principe des dragées surprises étant que le goût est surprise, ramener 50 goût poubelle implique de les avoir goûtés, pré mâchés au préalable. Donc c'est encore plus deg

  9. avoir mis Playstachouffle en bleu et Pécéairedaigle en jaune.. c'est un choix pour faire chier? Ou c'est juste une erreur?

  10. Alors, sur cette vidéo la mise en scène est géniale, mais j'ai quand même vraiment du mal avec la nana à 32:10 qui visiblement ne porte pas de soutif. Elle a vraiment passé la journée de tournage sans ça ?

    Il faudrait quand même se pencher sur le dress code de cette école.

  11. Attt…albus undumbuldor à fait partie d'un groupe pour rassembler les gemme…gemmes…jdg sur le RPG…jdg dur le métal….oh mon Dieu.TOUT EST LIÉ

  12. 12:51 j'adore la tête de la fille du milieu avec le fusil, on dirait que la seule chose qu'elle a envie de faire c'est de tuer quelqu'un XD

  13. Y'as pire, je suis née en 2003, et je n'ai regardé qu'en 2019 car j'en as avais rien à branler des films, j'étais accro à la science (chacun son passe temps ok!), et je le regrette vu que j'ai adoré Harry Potter

  14. Moi je DIT JDG, c'est fait raquetté quand il était petit par un grand roux costaud depuis, il hais les roux !

  15. Je crois que dans ce Jdg MA-GI-STRAL c'est vraiment Seb qui me fait le plus rire 😂😂 mention aussi à Links et Bob ✌

  16. 💥SpoilerAlert💥 Mefiez vous , J.Chieze utilise des faux comptes pour
    diffuser son opinion aux plus grd nombre ! plus particulierement ce que
    les éditeurs ont envie de diffuser , ces entreprises pseudo mafieuses
    passent par des influenceurs/marketeu grassement payés tt en profitant
    de divers avantages conséquents pour vous avoir et surtout la jeunesse
    malheureusement..ces 2 personnes la sont de la pire espèce de collabos ,
    a tous ceux qui aiment le JV , méfiez vous de tout ce que peux vous
    dire ces 2 personnes et redirigez vous vers une VRAI chaine dactualité
    ===> Lusty

  17. 💥SpoilerAlert💥 Mefiez vous , J.Chieze utilise des faux comptes pour
    diffuser son opinion aux plus grd nombre ! plus particulierement ce que
    les éditeurs ont envie de diffuser , ces entreprises pseudo mafieuses
    passent par des influenceurs/marketeu grassement payés tt en profitant
    de divers avantages conséquents pour vous avoir et surtout la jeunesse
    malheureusement..ces 2 personnes la sont de la pire espèce de collabos ,
    a tous ceux qui aiment le JV , méfiez vous de tout ce que peux vous
    dire ces 2 personnes et redirigez vous vers une VRAI chaine dactualité
    ===> Lusty

  18. 💥SpoilerAlert💥 Mefiez vous , J.Chieze utilise des faux comptes pour
    diffuser son opinion aux plus grd nombre ! plus particulierement ce que
    les éditeurs ont envie de diffuser , ces entreprises pseudo mafieuses
    passent par des influenceurs/marketeu grassement payés tt en profitant
    de divers avantages conséquents pour vous avoir et surtout la jeunesse
    malheureusement..ces 2 personnes la sont de la pire espèce de collabos ,
    a tous ceux qui aiment le JV , méfiez vous de tout ce que peux vous
    dire ces 2 personnes et redirigez vous vers une VRAI chaine dactualité
    ===> Lusty

  19. 2:08 "Tu savais que le proviseur était le célèbre Humblebundledore, il parait qu'il faisait partie du groupe qui a rassemblé les 3 gemmes miraculeuses de…"

    Avec la nouvelle intrigue à la MCU selon moi c'est un indice important qui va surement nous mener… au fond du fun !

  20. Dans cette vidéo y’a beaucoup de George
    -Lycée George Pompidou
    -George Choixpeau
    -George Tusaisqui
    Eh bah dis donc t’es fan des George

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