Go On, Git: Button-Fly Jeans, Biscotti


-♪ Go on, go on, git ♪
-♪ Git ♪ -Whoo! -[ Chuckling ] Yeah. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ -Go on, git,
wobbly tables at restaurants. You had one job, and guess what? You biffed it. [ Laughter ] I don’t want to eat my tater
tots on a table that totters. And you know
what ain’t gonna help? The waiter burying his face
in my crotch while he tries to stuff
a sugar packet under there to even things out. You wobble away, now,
and go on, git. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Go on, git, people who sample all the
flavors at the ice cream shop. I’m just looking
to satisfy my sweet tooth, and you’re up there
testing out a tiny spoon of every flavor there is. This ain’t your first rodeo. You know what vanilla
tastes like. You’re just stealing a sundae
in slow motion. [ Laughter ] How about you choose a flavor
and giddy up and get on, here, now?
Go on, git. [ Applause ] ♪♪ Now, go on, git,
button-fly jeans. Not to be crass, but you think if I’m in an emergency
bathroom situation, I want to be wasting time solving some sort
of crotch puzzle? [ Laughter ] -Come on. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -No way, no how.
So go on, git, button-fly jeans. And come back when you’re
a zipper, or, heck, velcro. I ain’t too proud. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Laughter ] Go on, git — [ Laughing ] Okay, wait. This one’s a two-straw — This one’s a two-straw git? -[ Laughs ] -Go on, git, dongle. I shouldn’t need
an extra electronic just to connect
two other electronics. Although you’re headed upstairs to the big drawer
of mystery wires, just know that you made my life
all the richer by forcing me
to say things like, “Anyone seen my dang dongle?” Dongle on, dongle. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Laughter ] -He’s disgusted. He’s disgusted. [ Laughter ] He really has had it. Oh, wait, now he’s happy.
[ Laughs ] -Go on, git… [ Laughter ] …biscotti. [ Laughter ] Let’s just own up
to what you really are — a stale piece of bread… [ Laughter and applause ] …that’s had some cinnamon
sneezed up on it. You’re telling me I got
to dip you in my coffee to make you edible? How about this?
My afternoon snack works for me, not the other way around.
So go on, biscotti, and get your dog biscuit-tasting
ass out of here. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Go on, git. [ Laughter ] Go on, git, autocorrect. I know you’re just
trying to keep me from embarrassing myself
on work e-mails, but if I want to curse,
just let me curse. Don’t say “duck,” you hear? How about you get the duck
out of my phone and go on, git? [ Cheers and applause ] It’s hard to see them go, but I’m glad I got that
out of my system.

95 comments

  1. Should anyone else by studying but instead are binging Jimmy? 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

    👇🏼

  2. Seriously on the people at the ice cream shop and taking all the free samples. You know what ice-cream tastes like; go on, git!

  3. Go on git, chips on my shoulders. The only chips I want are the ones on my plate. So go on git. Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  4. I was confused as to who he was going to call a git and then remembered that Jimmy isn’t smart enough to watch British programming.

  5. 😠😡😡😡👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡

  6. Howdy Shit Head, you rock Jimmy, 👍🤠😹you made our Kitty Laugh her ass off Jimmy!!! Rock on …😂🤣😘🤗🤐🤧🥳🤠🙀😽😼😻😾😺😸😹🙉🙊🙈👶

  7. 🤠hey… you made me hungry for Beans over an open fire, i burnt my thumb, ate & ate & ate, & shit hot Farts clear down into my freckin Socks from them Jimmy Fallon Cowboy Trinity Beans, my Husband spray painted our Toylit Seat & took it outside to dry, i ran to get it & stopped & suddenly that urge to shit came upon me like a wild dog, only place left to go was in our poor Kittys Pan as i pulled my pants down to take a shit, shit blew all over the Wall, our Kitty looked at me like I was nuts, I had to toss her pan outside for my Hubby to clean, he cleaned the pan & threw out all our Beans 💩👎🚽🧻🤫🤥🧹🧼🛁

  8. The first Go on git was better. You have to have Jimmy offer up the subject then say. "go on git" Not say "go on git" then the subject.

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