-♪ Go on, go on, git ♪
-♪ Git ♪ -Whoo! -[ Chuckling ] Yeah. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ -Go on, git,
wobbly tables at restaurants. You had one job, and guess what? You biffed it. [ Laughter ] I don’t want to eat my tater
tots on a table that totters. And you know
what ain’t gonna help? The waiter burying his face
in my crotch while he tries to stuff
a sugar packet under there to even things out. You wobble away, now,
and go on, git. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Go on, git, people who sample all the
flavors at the ice cream shop. I’m just looking
to satisfy my sweet tooth, and you’re up there
testing out a tiny spoon of every flavor there is. This ain’t your first rodeo. You know what vanilla
tastes like. You’re just stealing a sundae
in slow motion. [ Laughter ] How about you choose a flavor
and giddy up and get on, here, now?
Go on, git. [ Applause ] ♪♪ Now, go on, git,
button-fly jeans. Not to be crass, but you think if I’m in an emergency
bathroom situation, I want to be wasting time solving some sort
of crotch puzzle? [ Laughter ] -Come on. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -No way, no how.
So go on, git, button-fly jeans. And come back when you’re
a zipper, or, heck, velcro. I ain’t too proud. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Laughter ] Go on, git — [ Laughing ] Okay, wait. This one’s a two-straw — This one’s a two-straw git? -[ Laughs ] -Go on, git, dongle. I shouldn’t need
an extra electronic just to connect
two other electronics. Although you’re headed upstairs to the big drawer
of mystery wires, just know that you made my life
all the richer by forcing me
to say things like, “Anyone seen my dang dongle?” Dongle on, dongle. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Laughter ] -He’s disgusted. He’s disgusted. [ Laughter ] He really has had it. Oh, wait, now he’s happy.
[ Laughs ] -Go on, git… [ Laughter ] …biscotti. [ Laughter ] Let’s just own up
to what you really are — a stale piece of bread… [ Laughter and applause ] …that’s had some cinnamon
sneezed up on it. You’re telling me I got
to dip you in my coffee to make you edible? How about this?
My afternoon snack works for me, not the other way around.
So go on, biscotti, and get your dog biscuit-tasting
ass out of here. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Go on, git. [ Laughter ] Go on, git, autocorrect. I know you’re just
trying to keep me from embarrassing myself
on work e-mails, but if I want to curse,
just let me curse. Don’t say “duck,” you hear? How about you get the duck
out of my phone and go on, git? [ Cheers and applause ] It’s hard to see them go, but I’m glad I got that
out of my system.