Ellen’s Favorite Moments with Noah Ritter

– Apparently
earlier this year I apparently had
a little boy on this show named Noah Ritter,
apparently. After his interview with
a local news station went viral, I knew that
I had to meet him. Noah loves dinosaurs,
he loves his grandpa, he loves my production
assistant, Robby. Most of all he loves saying
whatever pops into his head. – Apparently I’ve never
been on live television before, but apparently sometimes
I don’t watch this– I don’t watch the news,
because I’m a kid. And apparently every time– Apparently grandpa
just gives me the remote after he watched
the Powerball. [cheers and applause] This is my first time
on a talk show. – What is it, Noah? – My first time
on a talk show. – Oh, man. Welcome.
[cheers and applause] [laughter] You’re waving
to your grandpa? – Yep.
– Yep. Your grandpa’s in the audience.
Hi, grandpa. So you’re in kindergarten. What are you learning
in kindergarten? – I think– I think they’re holding me
I don’t know how many hours. Probably, like, 11 hours. I don’t know, it’s like I was
in prison for ten days. [laughter and applause] – So you’re enjoying it? – Yeah, five days. That’s a week. – Yeah, so– – Ten days, year. – Yeah. Hey, I have a question
about dinosaurs. I heard you like dinosaurs
a lot, right? – Yeah, I do.
– Okay. – What if I told you we had
a dinosaur here today? It’s a friendly dinosaur too. I think you’re gonna
like it. Look. – Wow! I’m pretty sure that’s
a guy in a costume. [laughter and cheering] – Who’s coming here now? – He’s a triceratops.
– Yeah. Now tell me,
you know if this is a predator or a herbivore. – A plant-eater.
– He’s a plant-eater. – Yeah, I’ve seen a lot
of dinosaur movies in my day. – Oh, have you? Look at this guy’s eye. Come down here, look. – [snorts]
– Oh, my God! – Oh, no.
– He just sneezed on me! He just sneezed on me! – Whoo-hoo! – You gonna ride with me?
– I’m gonna ride with you. – Here we go.
– Whoo! – Hate L.A. pizza? – Welcome back to California. Do you like California? – Uh, no. No, I do not. I do not like the hotel– I do not like
the hotel– the hotel TVs. They’re terrible.
They don’t have any cartoons. I mean, I’m like,
big fail. [laughter] I met Robby
because he came over and he’s one of the cameramen except he’s not holding
a camera at all. – Okay.
– All right, here we go! [upbeat Hawaiian music] – Wait, Ellen, can I say
hi to my grandpa–grandma? – Yeah. – Hello, grandma,
and thank you for watching me
on the “Ellen” show, and plus if you want to see a YouTube video made by me and my grandfather, go to ww–youtube.com slash–greatest fails
of all time, until when–
until when– and make sure to leave a like
and subscribe to my channel. [laughter and applause]


  1. Noah:make sure to leave a like and subscribe to my channel got me laughing so hard๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Noah you are so adorable,i love you๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

  2. could you please tell me how to use the word APPARENTLY?? i search it on google but i cant understand how to use this in sentence and its meaning im sorry english is not my mother language

  3. I personally think noah can be an actor, tv series like modern family hahahaha his humor is on another level!!!

  4. Here in Germany we have the โ€œRitter Familyโ€œ. They are a bunch of drunks and homless. But they are as famous as this boy.

  5. This kid made me cry from laughing wow, when he talk about his youtube channel haha and he is not even trying to make you laugh

  6. This child has too much innocence itโ€™s so adorable. I hope this kid is doing great in school and still being a great kid.

  7. ah yes I see, its funny because small child say thing I get it now. big funny make laugh ellen does

  8. When I listen to this kid for some reason I am reminded of John Madden and his All-madden teams and his induction into the football hall of fame!

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