A Girl’s Halloween – SNL


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>>MEGAN, YOU LOOK SO CUTE.>>OH, THANKS.
JANELLE, WILL YOU LIKE FLUFF THE BACK OF MY HAIR?
I FEEL LIKE IT’S GETTING FLAT.>>YEAH, YEAH.
>>YOU GUYS, I LOVE HOW LIKE WE’RE KEEPING IT SO CHILL THIS
YEAR.>>I KNOW.
>>SO WE’RE JUST GRABBING DINNER AND HEADING TO RYAN’S FOR A BIT.
>>YOU GUYS, LET’S DO A SELFIE.>>OKAY.
>>ALL RIGHT, READY? SMILE!
>>THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A FUN NIGHT.
>>THIS NIGHT [ BLEEP ] SUCKS.>>I GAVE MY CREDIT CARD TO
SOMEONE AND I DON’T HAVE IT. WHO HAS IT?
>>PLEASE, HURRY UP, I NEED TO GET PIZZA.
>>OH PIZZA BITCH.>>HEY MEGAN WILL YOU DRAW MY
WHISKERS? YOURS LOOK LIKE SO GOOD.
>>YES. I DID A LITTLE WHITE LINE
UNDERNEATH FOR DEFINITION.>>THAT’S SO SMART.
>>THAT’S HOW I WANT MINE TO LOOK.
I’M GOING TO LOOK SO CUTE.>>I’M SO UGLY.
>>DON’T SAY THAT.>>MEGAN, DON’T, YOU STOP.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN A BITCH TO ME ALL NIGHT —
>>THAT’S BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T WAIT.
>>NO, NO, YOU SAID TO GO.>>SHOULD I PAINT MY NAILS
YELLOW?>>OH, YEAH, YELLOW FOR THE
CHEESE.>>IF YOU WANT TO BE A CAT TOO I
HAVE EXTRA.>>THAT’S OKAY, I LIKE BEING THE
CHEESE.>>WHY DID YOU MAKE ME BE THE
CHEESE? YOU GUYS GOT TO BE CUTE AND YOU
MADE ME BE THE CHEESE.>>AREN’T YOUR SHOES CUTE.
>>IT WAS SO HARD TO FIND GRAY ONES THAT MATCHED.
>>PLEASE WAIT. I GOT IT NOW.
WAIT FOR ME. YOU GUYS.
>>YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I’M NOT GOING TO DRINK
TONIGHT.>>GOOD IDEA, JANELLE.
>>THAT’S SO SMART, JANELLE.>>OH MAN, WHAT UP, BABY?
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?>>THAT’S IT, YOU AND YOUR DRUNK
FRIENDS GOT TO GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT NOW.
>>NO.>>YOU CANNOT YELL AT HER.
>>GET OUT OF MY STORE BEFORE I TURN THE HOSE ON YOU.
>>OH, YEAH, YOU WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT, YOU NASTY PERVERT.
>>NASTY PERVERT! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>SPOOKY.>>WHAT THE HELL? I LOOK CUTE.>>TONIGHT WAS SO FUN.
>>YEAH. I’M SO GLAD IT WAS JUST US
GIRLS.>>HEY.
WHAT ABOUT ME?>>OH, WHO LET THAT GUY IN?
>>I HAVE NO FRICKIN’ IDEA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 comments

  1. Why does Cecily say, "If you wanna be a CAT too…" I thought they were mice. 2 mice and Vanessa is the cheese. If Cecily and Aidy are cats it doesn't make sense that Vanessa is cheese. Cheese doesn't go with cats, it goes with mice.

  2. This happened to me when I visited bourbon street. Got so wasted I took off on my own, went walking all night, shit myself, finally made it to hotel the next day! It was awesome!!! Get out of my head SNL.

  3. 1:00 seen this shit a bazillion times at the dance club on a Friday night (Saturday morning). Dumb bitch raging about stupid shit then walk off, cue rolled ankle and no handed faceplant. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  4. I'm gonna look so cute ๐Ÿ˜Š……I'm soooo ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ, my favorite part, I love Cecily ๐Ÿ˜‚.

  5. If Aidyโ€™s character was drunk wouldnโ€™t that mean Peteโ€™s character was guilty of rape? You canโ€™t consent to sex when youโ€™re under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

  6. "'Hey, like if you want to be a cat too I have extra,.' 'That's okay, I like being the cheese' (3 Hours LatER..) 'WhY did YOu guYz makE me Be the CheesE?? YOU guys goT to be CUTe and you Made mE the chEEsE,.!?"

  7. Aidy sitting with her crotch exposed on the sidewalk is more relatable than I want to admit. Sorry, downtown Grand Rapids.

  8. Ay yoooooooo!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ That ending!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. Too bad the A-Ok sign she made at the end is now considered a hate sign. Damn those white nationalists!

  10. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    One of the best seriously.

  11. I wore heels on Halloween once. ONCE. Within an hour I said f*$k it and yeeted those suckers faster then a professional pitcher. I learned never wear heels or if I do always bring flats.

  12. That awko taco moment when 3 years ago my friends and I did this and I was the cheese and then we split up a year later and everyone but me got super depressed and missed like three whole months of school and now we hate each other ah ha ha

  13. I have watched this 10 times already but I just noticed how at 1:04 the girl in the yellow is using a brush to put on lipstick and that made the whole thing even funnier

  14. When her shoe falls off and has to sit down in the middle of the street, haha. Iโ€™ve done that a few times.

  15. It appears they hand Melissa the Almost-Made-It-To-"Cut For Time"-skits. Many skits are written by the actors and they choose who they want to be in them. Melissa, being the Mexican, is left out from most. What: these people are ACTORS, not Mother Theresa's, so they are highly prone to biases and prejudices, so I asked what? There it was. They probably fear her talent, who even without heavy make-up and prosthetic's she excels. I hope that those actors, and the SNL writers who are keeping Melissa down are dealt a similar dish in life soon enough. I don't want them to suffer, but that they go through something and see how wrong mistreatment is. If anyone loves or likes Melissa Villasenor, YOU can tweet, facebook, instagram, SNL and tell them to have Melissa do some of the GOOD skits as lead role or co-lead role in skits. And also comment about it right here on Youtube.

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